The Darboux–Weinstein decomposition is a central result in the theory of complex Poisson (degenerate symplectic) varieties, which gives a local decomposition at a point as a product of the formal neighborhood of the symplectic leaf through the point and a formal slice. Recently, conical symplectic resolutions, and more generally, Poisson cones, have been very actively studied in representation theory and algebraic geometry. This motivates asking for a C×C×-equivariant version of the Darboux–Weinstein decomposition. In this paper, we develop such a theory, prove basic results on their existence and uniqueness, and study examples (quotient singularities and hypertoric varieties) and applications to noncommutative algebra (their quantization). We also pose some natural questions on existence and quantization of C×C×-actions on slices to conical symplectic leaves.